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Sharing Bookmarks…My life explained

Hey guys, so today I decided to share my bookmarks with you guys…it all started when I couldn’t sleep in one dark stormy night …not really….I was going to sleep but I found this website Go2web20 ….and I became a website junkie at that time of the night…I think I checked more than 400 websites in about 5 minutes and kept going till I fell asleep on the keyboard….

so here are the bookmarks in today’s Internet Round-up for the day :

so yeah….My bookmarks actually shows people my personality…my thoughts…my interests…and from the look of my bookmarks…I imagine you guys saying “that’s a really geeky freaky Egyptian dude”…I’ve to say I’m a little weird…but not psycho weird..but nice kind weird kind of a guy..oh and by the way…anybody wanna listen to an Egyptian radio station…switch to 104.2 Nile FM….its the best English speaking station in the Middle East…the link is in the bookmarks pic… …and explaining why I’ve a wiki portal for occult…let’s just say I’m interested in that kind of stuff…but I swear I don’t practice any because of some reasons such as “I’m a chicken” and “I like to read….but not to act”….that’s our internet Round-up for the day…you got to love or hate it …its your choice….let us know your bookmarks …

Tech : Dude!…Stop cutting my Internet cable

FACT We can’t live without the Internet FACT a country’s economy can shatter into pieces without the internet and as everybody knows except of course my brother 3 of the Internet underwater cables have been cut during the past few days..Imagine that! and by cutting those Internet cables about 77% of the Internet in most of Asia and Africa have been disrupted..I am the only one that knows who did cut the first cable..I’m trying to decide whether its a French drunk sailor on a ship or a stupid captain that was just too anxious to throw the anchor in the sea without checking the map …so i went on the Internet and found a map that shows where the “INTERNET CABLES” are…so that that french drunk sailor or the stupid captain can download it and check again before dropping the anchor where it shouldn’t be dropped!..thanks for reading guys….

[Don't cut the cable : a loser's map for Internet underwater cables]

Tech : My Mother is On Facebook

That’s what happen when you have more than one computer at home! you get your mom and your whole entire family on there, I liked Facebook when it started because it had a less “we love money” feeling than now, there were no advertising or anything of that sort and we actually loved it more when we found our friends and for the first time we didn’t find the geek who started it added to our friends list automatically! but now Facebook went downwards more than ever, with its lame layout that’s not going to change “I think” and with everyone knowing what you did last night, for example “one of my friends” made a joke with another friend we will call him “Mike”, apparently Mike’s mom, dad, and pretty much the rest of the family have Facebook, so what my friend did was that he went to Mike’s Facebook and said [Mike! last night was awesome until we were caught playing "Spin the bottle" with those hot girls] and to just let you know Mike is a 14 years old and has a very conservative family so Mike gets his butt kicked by his dad and mom, yay for him! you know how hard it is when your mom knows what’s going on your Facebook, I do check it HOURLY of course so that I don’t get in too much trouble even though technically my mom doesn’t have Facebook, but my mom’s friend got one and you know women gossip and everything! but now with all the applications and boring stuff going on I don’t visit it very often, it became more of a daily basis checking and other good news is that my mom’s friend actually deleted her account after being Facebook stalked by “some” guy, how amazing is that? oh by the way, check out this Facebook skit I found it very funny and kind of “creepy”

Interesting News : Google DC’s Headquarters

I think that all of us know how cool Google is, I mean both the company and the website of course, but I wish I could work over there sometime , statistics shows that Google got the best employee’s services ever!….and here are the top 10 reasons why “everybody” work at Google :

[1] Lend a helping hand. With millions of visitors every month, Google has become an essential part of everyday life – like a good friend – connecting people with the information they need to live great lives.

[2] Life is beautiful. Being a part of something that matters and working on products in which you can believe is remarkably fulfilling.

[3] Appreciation is the best motivation, so we’ve created a fun and inspiring workspace you’ll be glad to be a part of, including on-site doctor and dentist; massage and yoga; professional development opportunities; on-site day care; shoreline running trails; and plenty of snacks to get you through the day.

[4] Work and play are not mutually exclusive. It is possible to code and pass the puck at the same time.

[5] We love our employees, and we want them to know it. Google offers a variety of benefits, including a choice of medical programs, company-matched 401(k), stock options, maternity and paternity leave, and much more.

[6] Innovation is our bloodline. Even the best technology can be improved. We see endless opportunity to create even more relevant, more useful, and faster products for our users. Google is the technology leader in organizing the world’s information.

[7] Good company everywhere you look. Googlers range from former neurosurgeons, CEOs, and U.S. puzzle champions to alligator wrestlers and former-Marines. No matter what their backgrounds Googlers make for interesting cube mates.

[8] Uniting the world, one user at a time. People in every country and every language use our products. As such we think, act, and work globally – just our little contribution to making the world a better place.

[9] Boldly go where no one has gone before. There are hundreds of challenges yet to solve. Your creative ideas matter here and are worth exploring. You’ll have the opportunity to develop innovative new products that millions of people will find useful.

[10] There is such a thing as a free lunch after all. In fact we have them every day: healthy, yummy, and made with love.

those are from Google.com , and now seriously, who won’t love a job that offers free doctor and dentist; massage and yoga, and overall free LUNCH, that’s what matters, isn’t it …so they opened their new Google  headquarter in Washington and it does look pretty awesome for a company, saw the pics so I just wanted to share them with you guys

[DC Headquarters]

Must See Web Series : Sanctuary

Sanctuary is a fantasy web series, which premiered on May 14, 2007. Sanctuary stars Amanda Tapping , Robin Dunne, Emilie Ullerup and Christopher Heyerdahl, Each webisode (Web Episode) of Sanctuary follows the exploits of Dr. Helen Magnus (Amanda Tapping, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis) as she seeks out all manner of terrifying and monstrous creatures. She is aided in her quest by her reluctant protégé Will Zimmerman (Robin Dunne, Dawson’s Creek, The Big Hit, Species 3) and her intrepid, if somewhat reckless daughter Ashley (Emile Ullerup, Battlestar Galactica). Together they will be drawn into a frightening and mysterious world populated by beings that defy explanation. -wiki-

I was looking for a torrent P2P program, and I found Azureus, which is more than awesome program, and while I was checking the channels, I found a channel called Sanctuary??…so at first I thought it was like a National Geographic monkey shelter or something, but a few days later I clicked on it, and downloaded the first episode of the series, Sanctuary has a fusing stunning visual effects, video game technology and cutting edge web design, Sanctuary takes the viewer into a thrilling world where science meets the supernatural and it is considered between the Graphics people, or as you call them Geeks, as a leap to a higher level of technology, and especially in the green screen technology (you know green screen, where actors stand and act in front of a green screen which is digitally replaced by graphics), the whole Series was shot in front of a green screen, from the start to the end, Dr. Helen Magnus (Amanda Tapping) seemed like a cool character, but Amanda needs to work more on being less fake, she got those moments where you be like Dude…I can’t believe I am watching this crap, but still it gets better , Will Zimmerman (Robin Dunne) is a great actor who’s playing a character that really suits him, I consider him to be the most realistic actor in the Series, Ashley (Emile Ullerup) totally diggin’ her, her sarcasm is great, you can see it showing on the 3rd Episode, totally recommended to be watched, I love it, you should, or you would be considered weird …and another thing, don’t watch it at night before you sleep, watch it like an hour before you sleep, because nightmares sucks, and I got a crazy one too, so don’t say I didn’t warn you, cuz I just did .