Meet the Spartans…laughing out loud!

So its that time of the week when everybody is done reviewing all the movies in the Box Office…but I just like to take my time for a while…because statistically most of the people just read reviews before going to the cinema so I am reviewing it for those who are going to watch it this week ..

Basically, it’s all the best scenes from several well-known movies except with really lame jokes spliced in.

I can’t really blame the guy that wrote that review…because lets just face it..you can’t make fun of Spartans..because they are too manly to be made fun of..and beside that having Paris Hilton and Britney Spears impersonators just take all the fun away from any movie..I personally found that it wasn’t as good as Epic Movie….but it had the same base of thoughts…to just make a movie out of jokes…and between each joke there is like a second…which proves that they just try really hard to get the laugh out of us..I do think that both Epic Movies “considering Meet the Spartans is Epic Movie : 2″…can’t get to the standards of the 4 movies of Scary Movie..so…if you feel like you want to have a good laugh “maybe”…you can just go check out Meet the Spartans..I can’t say anything on the actors because I couldn’t tell if they were acting bad or the movie was too lame to actually have good acting in it … so Meet the Spartans had references to other movies such as : “Star Wars”..”Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi”.. “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys”..”You Got Served”Ugly Betty”… “Little Miss Sunshine” …and..” Spider-Man 3″…and it made fun of some other movies and TV-Shows such as : “American Idol: The Search for a Superstar”… “America’s Next Top Model” …. “Dancing with the Stars” …” Casino Royale”…”Happy Feet”…” 300″ ….” Stomp the Yard”..”Shrek the Third”..”Transformers”..and.. “The MTV Video Music Awards of 2007″…I don’t know what else to say except that they better not make Sacry Movie 5 the way they did the two Epic Movies..it just won’t be that good for any of us..:)..

Interesting News : Britney was not on CRACK!

we previously said that Britney was on drugs, but People magazine said that a source told it that there was no drug in her blood, and she was as clean as she can be, the good side is that she is getting better, the stupid side was that Dr. Phil, was there for a visit…let me see, If I was at the hospital and Dr. Phil came in to talk to me, I would cut my arms off and beat him with them, no seriously, my option would be having a “Second opinion”, back to our chit chat, well, after Britney went out of the hospital, and Dr. Phil released a statement to ET saying: “My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning “Jan. 5th” in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention”, maybe you too need a therapy too Dr. Phil,  another bad side of the story was, her car was towed today!, seriously, now I think that Dr. Phil might have been right, who leaves a Mercedes to be towed and doesn’t care about it, okay, now I get it, Britney , so I still think that she needs to go away somewhere, where nobody can find her, like what Michael Jackson did, he went to Bahrain and as everybody knows, most of the people don’t go to Bahrain often , well, I am going now, sorry for posting less, I will work on that, thanks for reading my blog guys!

Music : Jordin Sparks

what I love about the artists that I review, that none of them got caught doing anything wrong yet , that’s good, I hate it when one of my favorite artists get caught doing wrong stuff, dude, you can do whatever you want to do, but just don’t let me find out about it , one of my favorite new artists is Jordin Sparks, her song Just like a tattoo is already a tattoo on my heart for being such a great song, she has a great sound, wonderful body language that just makes you want to jump around the place, here is a quick background info on Jordin, (born December 22, 1989)  is an American pop singer. On May 23, 2007, she was declared the winner of the sixth season of the reality television show American Idol. At 17, Sparks is the youngest winner in American Idol history, she is a fine example and a great role model for teenagers, I consider her as one of those artists that just make you wake up knowing that there is a fine art going on beside the stupidity of some other artists, keep it going Jordin, you are a great singer, one last thing, the remix of Just like a tattoo is not good at all, it needed more time spent in doing it, it sounds like it was totally done really fast and without working long enough for it to be good, and thanks guys for reading this, check this clip out ♥  .

here is a free song for you

[Tattoo]

books : The green book

what’s better than learning how to protect the environment than reading the tips that our beloved Celebrities wrote for us in a small, green book, which they called “The Green Book”, Ellen DeGeneres, Robert Redford, Will Ferrell, Jennifer Aniston, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Martha Stewart, Tyra Banks, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Tiki Barber, Owen Wilson, and Justin Timberlake tell you how they make a difference to the environment, what I do love about that book, that most of those guys are hypocrites, but they are hypocrites with good information, like for example, Dale Earnhardt,Jr. is a NASCAR driver, what does he do? he drives cars, cars run on what? cars run on fuel, which pollutes the air so BINGO here’s a hypocrite, and just please don’t let me start talking about the other guys, but lets just keep it away from our review for today, the book did state some interesting facts, which personally I don’t think that most of those celebrities actually wrote any tip by themselves, but here are the interesting facts that I was talking about :

- Don’t ask for ATM receipts. If everyone in the United States refused their receipts, it would save a roll of paper more than two billion feet long, or enough to circle the equator fifteen times!

- Turn off the tap while you brush your teeth. You’ll conserve up to five gallons of water per day. Throughout the entire United States, the daily savings could add up to more water than is consumed every day in all of New York City.

so thanks guys for saving time to “write” that book for us, it has been a great mind opener for us, and thanks for helping us be more green .

Must See Movie & things that matter: The Bucket List

One of the reasons that actually attracted me to watch that movie was how important the main question of the whole movie, what have we done with our lives, and what are the stuff that we really want to do, for teenagers, its really hard to decide what your really want to be when you are between the ages of 13 to 17, you get an image but a fade one by the age of 18, and all comes to make sense or for some people don’t at the age of 20, the movie is about the what to do before we die list, that most of us really have and I do have one, Morgan Freeman”Carter Chambers” and Jack Nicholson “Edward Cole” are two old people with cancer, when they find out the time period left for them to live, they escape from the hospital and try to do the stuff that they wanted to do before they die, it all came up when Morgan had a list that their teacher called the bucket list, or thing to do before they kick the bucket that means they die for those who don’t know , and they just do those stuff they wanted to do, and that what every one of us really need with him the whole time, our own bucket list , take care, and catch you guys on the flip side.

People,Stuff that matters and an A+ Clip :

pic by gesamtkunstwerk

For teenagers, like me and you, we face some stuff that we consider even more hurtful than Global Warming, Love is one of them, I just don’t mean love as in relationships, but loving your family, your grandmother, or even your pet, some people say that you have to get hurt to love more, or loving is all about getting hurt and I truly agree with them, sometimes nobody actually love someone until that someone gets hurt, or they are just lost, and when I was scanning around my collection of songs, I found one that really touched my heart and made me cry….well….almost since I am a guy, and guys have issues with telling people that they cry so yeah , that song was by a really loved singer, that I really loved and still loving Luther vandross, he was truly one of the singers that I have ever been touched by, and trust me, I am a hard guy to be touched , I dedicate that song Dance with my father to my father, and all the fathers in the world, because seriously, without them, we wouldn’t have been here “wanna know how read a book”, and that doesn’t take out the mothers rule in raising us, but still, if you are having troubles with your family, try to straighten it up, because they are not there forever.

the clip was sang by Tamyra Gray on Boston Public the TV show, as a tribute to Luther Vandross who died on July 1, 2005 at John F. Kennedy Medical Center in Edison, New Jersey at the age of 54, His funeral was in New York City on July 8, 2005. After two days of viewing, Vandross was laid to rest in George Washington Memorial Park in Paramus, New Jersey…great artist..who is till now missed by alot of people, thanks for reading…. your comments are always welcome.

Losers List : Former Child Star Danielle Fishel Arrested

“I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs. I shop, okay?”, That quote is from www.imdb.com, if you check Danielle Fishel’s page you will find it, well, I hate it when someone says something and then they do the other thing, what happened was that she was arrested Thursday on an outstanding warrant for DUI “Driving under the influence”, dude, I loved Boy meets world when it was on TV, and I still watch the re-runs, I didn’t think that even Danielle would do a “girls retarded” move like the other losers “I don’t have to name them “, I think Hollywood is having its season of surprises, since Britney’s sister is following her sister’s path of doing stupid stuff, who knows what the future is hiding, hope Topanga “Danielle character from Boy meets world” just get her mind straight, and don’t be a fool, stay away from booze .

Quotes : Al Gore Said, and I Said :):

“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?”, I just saw that quote on the times website, and I was thinking, that guy do have a point of view, we need to set our priorities straight, since when Celebrities were more important than the planet,we do love gossip, and we do love hearing the news about the famous people, but still I love that quote because it contain sarcasm which I love, Al Gore used to be a politician in the old days, but now, I like that guy, and ever since he won the Nobel prize of Peace “for those that don’t know it, its a really cool prize which is really rare, and is not given away for the best performance, or the best laugh, or kiss scene “, he started to be more open about a lot of stuff, that we need to focus on, environment and the safety of man kind, we fix that, and then we can go back to Paris, Lindsay, and Britney .