movies I wish they exist :)

I am a guy that just love everything about spin-offs because they seem to be more interesting than the original show…just like Buffy and Angel…I watched Angel more than Buffy maybe because I was just tired of watching some demons getting killed by a short small little girl!!..or maybe because Sunnydale is built over a hell hole…seriously…if I lived on a hell hole I would be on the flight to Antarctica…spin-offs are that great because they just show us a whole different side of the story that we were watching from the beginning…the original movies or TV shows get really boring at the 3rd or even the 4th season…so spin-offs makes you feel that the story plot was refreshed…Arabian Monkey has done an article on a number of movies that are awesome if they exist…they have picked some really great movies…some of them are my favorites…check this out :

 

 

“Tonight… we dine at Burger King!”

     ”300 Lbs.” is a coming-of-age tale about a Spartan (Leonidas) in his mid-twenties. He is fresh out of college, living on his own, and eating unhealthily. Seeking direction to his life, Leonidas decides to enlist in the Spartan army. He is ridiculed and berated by his peers- after all, how could such an obese man be an effective soldier? Leo sets out to prove to Sparta that he can serve his people in battle… after a few Whoppers with cheese. Can Leonidas live out his dream of being the world’s greatest warrior? Or will his plump frame prevent him from ever making a name for himself? Find out in theaters this summer.

 

     ”Patch Adams” is the tale of the legendary Caribbean pirate of the same name, infamously known for his murderous tendencies and thirst for the blood of terminally ill children. Test audiences have declared this movie “the scariest, most grotesque waste of film since Saw II.” You will horrified as Patch Adams harpoons, skewers, drowns, and devours his helpless victims. As the body count rises, Adams becomes even hungrier for the flesh of innocent youth. Will anyone be able to stop his reign of terror? You will have to find out for yourself this Halloween!

via [Arabian Monkey]

A+ Clips : United 300

I’m used to checking the MTV Movie Awards ceremony every year, but in 2007, I wasn’t able to watch it, and I completely forgot about it, till I saw this Clip “United 300″ on youtube, combining the tragic “United 93″ and the Thriller Action “300″, into one funny clip, what I didn’t like about it was the bathroom scene, because it just makes me sick when I see a naked guy in the bathroom “Bad, really Bad”, overall the clip was funny, I laughed, I laughed again, and I’m still laughing till now, watch it, and share your thoughts , this is a part of reviewing the year of 2007, so, don’t say he always gets old stuff .